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This is really genius man!

Posted by sincubus on 04.25.2010 at 01:51

First of all I want to mention that I’m not a native English/American speaker so you probably find a grammar mistake or two in this enormous post :-p

Secondly I want to say that I’m really surprised that this INSANELY (good) game of yours is so hard to find on Google and the rest of the net that it almost made me slam my computer to the ground out of stress because I wanted to view some of the missing profiles so badly...

I would have thought that when I would type Boomslang (for example) in on Google that I would find tons of pictures and information about her... but all I get are Dutch versions of tree vipers... (boomslang means tree snake in Holland) too bad...

I would have thought to find tons of fan-sites of Amputheatre because the characters are really well thought out; they in fact are ten times as good and one hundred times more original than the characters of one of my other favorite games Mortal Kombat.

Maybe you can tell me where to find the profiles of:

Scounch One-Ear
The Toll
Nest (I’ve never seen him, but he probably has something to do with rats or killer bees right?)
The Bloodbeards
The Brunswich Eel
Mark Deck
Ling Chi
Pirate Blackwell
The She-goat
Tsatsara (that really cool voodoo witch)

 And are there more Slashers I forgot about? (and which are not on the main-site profiles)

 For the first time in life you made me feel bad I’m not a millionaire, because if I was I would buy all characters, stages and items from you instantly, because I’m a very bad collector, I want them all in one buy, I have no patience for one by one collections.

But because I don't live where you live and I don't trust the post around here (many things I pay for never show up around here because the post goes wrong) I have to forget about it and just dream of playing the most evil game in the world, good thing I have a big imagination! :P

Really all of your characters and descriptions about them make me want to read more and more and more!
Too bad many of them don't have profiles yet on your main-site and when I click SLASHERS or SLASHERS (player 2) the links don't work dammed! Fix it! grrrrrr I’m an ampudict!

 Your last post is from 2008... Which makes me wonder... are you still ALIVE?!
God I really hope so because the world could use some creative mind like yours! Create more profiles and characters!

I have some ideas for you, if you take ideas that is... you can do with them what you please, you can even rip their arms and head off if you like ;)

Goldusa (real name is Jennifer) is a gold-addicted gold-digger and the ex wife of the richest guy in the world.
When he dumped her for another younger girl she went mentally insane and started to turn people into golden statues by painful and horrible rituals which include throwing people into hot molten gold, or in other cases (mostly young poor women) doing it more cruel and slowly.
Goldusa really hates poor people and her opinion is that they are better off as a golden statue filling her horrible garden of golden death.
Goldusa enters amputheatre because she wants all fighters to become her golden statues, especially the poor ones, she kind of likes Mamba, probably because of her love of snakes, she even has a mutant, giant, golden boa constrictor for a pet.

Because Goldusa isn't strong of monstrous in any way, and would never make a chance against the other combatants, the evil wardens turned her into a magical being by horrible demonic rituals which Goldusa voluntarily entered.
Now Goldusa's touch can turn people into golden statues and also her beautiful gaze can turn people into the stuff she loves most.
Her hair is golden and it has its own will she can turn it into various forms and entangle others with it, her golden pet constrictor is mind-linked to her as well.

Goldusa looks like a beautiful woman with a golden boa constrictor around her neck, she has painted her hair golden and also other body parts are made pure gold, on one of her hands she has a golden glove with sharp golden claws on it, her shoes end in sharp golden pins that can easily tear through any combatant.







Another victim of a broken heart, Claude de la Porte could not live with the pain.
When he came home unexpected early one night, his ex-living girlfriend was making love with his ex-living best friend in their new bought bed, the night just before their marriage.
After brutally killing his lover and best friend with a statue of Cupid he blamed the god of love for this happening and went insane.
Killing his unfaithful love didn't make the pain go away and Claude took on a new identity, he named himself Antaros, after the god of hate and Cupids hateful twin-brother.
Happy couple after happy couple he ruined, as he didn't killed both, he killed one of them before the eyes of the other so that he ruined the life of the second (mostly the woman, because they have more emotions)
His killing method is a cruel one as he shoots them with poisonous arrows in the shape of black hearts, the first arrow hits the arm of the victim so he can absorb the pain and horror of the situation as the girlfriend probably screams in terror as her boyfriend or husband withers in pain by the slow overtaking poison, the second arrow hits the victim through the heart just before they faint by the poison.
Nobody knows how Anteros got his wings; maybe some evil monster or god has noticed his hate and made a deal with him, giving Claude magical powers over hate and negativity as all humans and animals around him start to feel negative emotions.
The evil wardens also noticed Anteros and made Zamov kidnap him to fight in the amputheatre against the other freaks.


Anteros looks like an extremely white-skinned male somewhere in the late 20ties.
He wears a black eye patch in the shape of a black heart; he has a naked chest with a quiver full of blackheart-shaped arrows (the arrowheads of course)
He has a button pierced through his heart with an icon of a black broken heart on it.
On his back he has two feathered black angel wings and he has long emo-like black hairs.
He wears little pants (much like cupid but with a blackheart button on it) and sandals (also with black broken hearts on it) for shoes.
There are black tattoos all over his perfect body, all of which are negative monstrous tattoos of negative things and signs of extreme hateful things.


One last thing: Why don’t you find a team that makes a fighting computer game out of it? It would make one horrible cool and bloody game!
I’m not often impressed by other people’s fantasy, originality or work, but your work really hit me like the club of Jack of Clubs! Thank you for that! :D


Greets and regards from an insane Amputheatre fan Sincubus!



Posted by the_gil_monster on 10.15.2009 at 00:10
Patient seems:: awake
Cries of torment:: Who cares?
Hey! Remember me? That's right- the guy who runs this game you may have heard about...?

Well, the reason I've been gone is that my wife and I have been steadily trying to close on a house. Which we did. And now we're moved in and settled.

And the bottom line is: I MISS MY EVIL BOARD GAME. So how about for old time's sake we have a game of AMPUTHEATRE this Friday (Oct. 16th) at Millennium Games at around 7 pm? Sound off if this is a go.

By the way: I'm weary of LiveJournal. I'm using a new blog. Bookmark this puppy, because I'll be posting games, updates there from now on. Or you can track AMPUTHEATRE on Facebook. Ha HA.


AMPUTHEATRE this Saturday!

Posted by the_gil_monster on 05.04.2009 at 16:57
Cries of torment:: My Dying Bride- Death Triumphant
Hey all. I'm planning to hold a game of AMPUTHEATRE this Saturday (May 9th) at Millennium Games, starting at around 1 pm or so.

Sound off if you're in!


Oh wow, an update...

Posted by the_gil_monster on 04.11.2009 at 09:16
Cries of torment:: Opeth- Would? (Alice In Chains cover)
I've gotten very bad at keeping this updates bar fresh. Let me try again here...

AMPUTHEATRE was a lot of fun last night. I want to thank Eugene for informing the folks at URSGA about the game; it went well. The game runs smoother than it ever did in the past, and I'm excited to play again.

I'm thinking of adding a new playing date to the week. I haven't been at Millennium in a long time, and that's only because I live in the city and driving back out to Henrietta for games on Fridays (my wife and I share the car) left a burning and itchy sensation.

So I might do Saturday afternoons at Millennium; like maybe 1-5 or so. Not every Saturday; my idea is to swap out between Millennium and Comics Etc. If I do Millennium on a Saturday, then I'll be at Comics Etc. on the following Friday. How does this work for folks...?

I know that there are Warhammer tourneys going on then, but that's just more yummy publicity. Thoughts...?


A new Slasher is now in the game; her debut stuttered a little bit at SIMCON, so here she is again. Meet Locusta:

...I said, meet Locusta:


...okay, LiveJournal is being four-alarm retarded and not letting me upload her photo. More delays!

I guess you'll have to go here for now and click on the giant man-eating plant. She should be a Trap, but Locusta is a playable Slasher. She throws those burrs at her opponents. You simply put them on the board where you want them and they asplode into area-of-effect poisonous clouds. She also gains a Sunder when she drops into yellow health. Last night she made short work of Ashezz... that's right, the pyromaniac. Ironic, no...?

...Next weekend is UBCon, so I'll be there Saturday and Sunday. Come on down and show me the love, whether you play AMPUTHEATRE or walk home with your own Chenille Macabre horror.


AMPUTHEATRE at Village Gate

Posted by the_gil_monster on 04.10.2009 at 12:38
Cries of torment:: Opeth- Benighted
Quick post to remind you all that I will be hosting AMPUTHEATRE tonight (April 10) in front of Comics Etc. at the Village Gate Plaza. The game should start at around 7:00 pm.

You may have heard a 6:00 pm start-up time. It's gots ta be 7, folks- sorry about that. I'll have to run some errands prior and also get some food, since the tables that Comics Etc. is letting us use aren't really supposed to be eaten at.

In any event, I'll see you guys tonight!


AMPUTHEATRE this Friday!

Posted by the_gil_monster on 04.06.2009 at 12:44
Cries of torment:: Music from Flesh Feast I've entitled "Impaling The Armless"
Hey folks! Remember me? I know; it's been a little dead. Have you been buying my figures...? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...?

We will have a game of AMPUTHEATRE at the Village Gate in Rochester NY, this Friday (April 10) at around 7 pm.

Come play the evil game and see what the fuss is about!

Sound off if you're in!


Like Jason and Michael, we have risen once more

Posted by the_gil_monster on 02.21.2009 at 18:15
Cries of torment:: Korpiklaani- Wooden Pints
We were down, but we're back. The AMPUTHEATRE site is now back up- under the website that is currently making the game: Chenille Macabre.

And if you haven't seen the figures I'm currently selling... well, what are you waiting for?

My site went down at the worst possible time- right after one of the most lucrative horror shows I've ever done. But now that it's BACK, I can announce games of AMPUTHEATRE at the following shows:

SIMCON 2009 at the University of Rochester
March 28th, from 12pm - 4pm
March 29th, from 9:30am - 2pm

UBCon 2009 at the University of Buffalo
April 18th, from 9am-6pm
April 19th, from 9am-5pm

At the UBCon I'll also be selling some Chenille Macabre work over at the table, with my good pals Bags That Bite and Bent Castle Workshops.

...It is SO GOOD to be back online. That's one less albatross around my neck...

So yes, there are figures for sale. The rulebook is coming soon. I just wanted the figures up on Friday the 13th, so that could be a neat point of trivia for the eventual Wikipedia entry. :P Of course, what with there being a second Friday the 13th in March... duh...

I'm putting the last few touches on the book as we speak. It's looking to be a 36-page rulebook. I've adding the new rules that I've posted about. I tweaked two things:
  • I've removed the Guard Breaks and Parries. I just never remembered we had them.
  • Reversing a Resist (Arcana-based) Attack lets you perform an Onslaught against your Attacker. It just makes a lot more sense than them falling down as in the past. I love the idea of whipping around and slicing open Crossface's throat when he's trying to convince you to go beat up perceived agents of Satan. "Fuck THAT noise!"
So don't worry, the game will still run smoothly.

Off now to go update all of my links. I owe Jen Beaven a huge round of thanks. I'll start with a link to her Pencognito strip, and work my way up from there.


The website is gone?

Posted by eseme on 02.21.2009 at 09:58
Patient seems:: confused
I just went to check out the Amputheatre website. I was planning to show it to some friends who are going to SimCon - to convince them that in addition to Warhammer they should play the World's Gorriest Board Game.

The site is gone.

Please tell me that Amputheatre isn't gone too. It's one of my favorite events at SimCon. I was also hoping I could purchase some of the figs that are up on the Esty page at SimCon, and save on shipping...


AMPUTHEATRE this Friday!

Posted by the_gil_monster on 01.06.2009 at 11:02
Patient seems:: cold
Cries of torment:: Opeth- Atonement
Just posting a quick message that I'm planning to run a game of AMPUTHEATRE this Friday night (January 9th) at Village Gate Mall, in front of Comics Etc., starting at around 7 pm or thereabouts.

First game of the New Year! There will be more, honest.

Sound off if you're in!

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